Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Did You Know. . .

. . .that I'm part Irish and part Polish?

Yeah. I get drunk and act stupid.


Ba-dum-bum.


It's funny 'cause it's true.

11 comments:

jen said...

i so want to hang out w/ you.

binkytown said...

Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?

He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

Im polish! Don't anyone get mad!

Lauren said...

A Polish man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"

slouching mom said...

What jen said.

Andrea said...

So I'm putting in a request for some drunk blogging. Is funny.

Michele said...

Irish/Pole here too. Drunk and stupid too. But not now. Which is unfortunate.

Mrs. Chicky said...

Now you've got me wondering what you would write if I left a bottle of tequila on your doorstep.

Redneck Mommy said...

Binky, we have to meet.

Think of the fun we would have. I'm Polish too.

My grandpappy was an alcoholic german pole.

Know what that means?

He was a mean stupid drunk.

Snicker.

Sad, but unfortunately very true.

However, I'm just a happy stupid drunk. Who has inappropriate frisky tendencies while drinking...

Why don't you scooch a little closer?

Mrs. Chicken said...

You've inspired me to post a joke today! :)

Amy said...

It is hilarious because its true!

Jene said...

yes, and yes. :-)

and me too!

what's even funnier - i'm dating a ukrainian at the moment - so we drink a lot of vodka - i have some fun stories to share with you soon!