It is 11:43 and I have not yet posted for the day. Since I am participating in NaBloPoMo and am thus obligated to rectify the situation, here is a short recounting of what The Partner just informed me of as we sipped our respective alcoholic beverages:
"I remember when I told my mom I was going to ask you to marry me. She said, 'Is she pregnant?'"
I guess that says more than I could ever write.