Without further ado...
(captions provided by The Partner)
Check out that ass!
2001 BMW M5
Nice headlights baby. Wanna take me home?
I must say I am perplexed by The Partner's captions. I mean, he cannot actually think of my car as feminine, can he? I'm sorry to burst The Partner's xenon headlights, but my car is manly. He is 4,000 lbs of testosterone-laced steel and plastic. He's aggressive. He sports black leather and a vast array of gizmos. And if that doesn't convince you, here's one simple fact to drive my point home:
My car has a stick.