Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Best Behavior

We were sitting at the lunch table when The Boss referenced Christmas for the 3,100,068th this week by way of a declaration related to all the presents she would be receiving.

The Partner, who was working from home because nobody else at the office would be there to notice, looked at his offspring in alarm. "Who's getting you a lot of presents?"

"Santa Claus," The Boss said.

"Oh, phew. I was getting worried. I mean, I didn't get you a lot of presents. How do you know Santa will?"

The Boss looked at him with an air of confident--and maybe just a bit withering--excitement. Her cheeks shone reddish pink as if exerted by expectation. She was almost levitating on her bench seat with the force of her glee. Finally, she erupted:

"Because I've been good all damn day!"

4 comments:

Life As I Know It said...

Sounds like Santa BETTER bring her a lot of presents !

Amy said...

That is hilarious!

Heidi said...

LMAO!! My niece once asked my dad to "turn that down, it's scaring the crap out of me!" Kids are classic.

jayaycee said...

Oh, that is the cutest thing I've heard in forever! Thanks for sharing!