Since I can't seem to summon up the telling of any good stories lately, I'll just point you in the direction of someone who can, and did. Click on this link to revel in the glory of toddler self-discovery. And laugh, laugh, laugh.
'Mell My Winger
As a work-at-home mother, my boss is a three year old girl with poor management skills and an inability to control her bottom line. With the most recent reorganization came Number Two, The Boss’s new recruit.