Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Name the New Guy

I'd like to solicit your input regarding a name for our newest arrival that fits in with the nomenclature here at 24/7. I've been calling my son by his real world name up to this point, but that's only because I haven't had the time and/or energy to come up with something to match the other prominently featured titles here (e.g. The Boss and The Partner).

At first I was going to call him "Number Two." But whenever I thought about it, images of bowel movements popped into my head (which I guess is part of the point, but still. . .). Perhaps more importantly, the name denotes a second class status that I don't want to bestow upon my little guy.

So I'm reaching out to you, my four loyal readers. Please help me figure out what to put on the new guy's office nameplate.

The prize for the winning idea? My eternal gratitude. With a cherry on top.


Heather said...

He could really only be the VP for the Boss right?

Mrs. Chicken said...

The associate.

slouching mom said...

the up-and-comer?

the dude?

the right-hand man?


slouching mom said...

wait! how about The Upstart?

Motherhood Uncensored said...

The deputy. (although that goes better with sheriff)

The intern (heh)
The assistant


Sarah said...

Considering your previous post you could call him "The Clone." It really seems that he is now "The Boss" and it is really "The Boss" that needs a new name!

Sarah said...

I do like The deputy!

toyfoto said...

you could call him manager

jen said...

The Dude.


iheartchocolate said...

Little boss?

Little man.

I liked the Associate too.

I am terrible at these things!!!

My son Andrew, we call Drew. I have called him Doo Doo since forever. It started out Drew Drew, but in baby talk-comes out doo doo. SO, you may not want to take MY nickname advice!

Kelly said...

I'll lend you what we call our second child: The Instigator.

There's something about the 2nd one (I've asked around) that they.are.such.little.stinkers! (no, not their bums) Mine? SUCH a stinker! Ohh how how he pushes buttons! Smiling that adorable, sweet-heart smile all the while.

Anonymous said...

The CEO?

I like the clone too and deputy!

Boz said...

Easy: Tallulah.

JLO said...

how about the carbon copy? I also like the clone, I refer to my husband as the clone when referencing him to his father.