. . .Why am I so God damned horny during pregnancy and what the hell is the point?
As far as I can see, there is no purpose served by my constant state of arousal. I'm already pregnant. The species is being actively perpetuated. Evolutionarily speaking, I could be sitting around in a chastity belt and a unitard and it wouldn't make one bit of difference.
The Partner certainly doesn't appreciate this heightened sex drive. Believe it or not, he thought it was too high to begin with. Now our incompatible libidos are further separated by my protruding belly.
I can't even get any in my dreams. As vivid and visceral as these hormonally induced fantasies are, they're still only soft core. It's like this: I'm getting HBO when what I really want is Pay-Per-View.
I think I need a technician to come out and fix my cable box.
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Wednesday, November 07, 2007
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Not only do you eat for two, but you have to kiss for two too.
Sometimes I really, really hate your husband. As much as I "love" him, at this moment I really hate him.
A lot.
Boz
Were you like this last time? I was like that when I was pregnant and I was told it was all of the testerone that came with having a boy.. Perhaps? Either way, send some my way- my libido is in the basement. In a closet. In the back. Under some stuff. Not wanting to come out..
My goodness, but you are...HONEST in this post, LOL!
You're right that evolutionarily speaking, that makes no sense at all.
But it did make me laugh.
Tee hee!
you go, girl.
haha. I was thinking on my drive home from work tonight about writing Chris a note and telling him to control his horny wife. I'm half glad you admitted your horn before I did.
Ps. I'm horny all the time.
So I slept on it - my resentment, that is - and have come to the conclusion that I still hate your husband.
Talk about taking something for granted. :sigh:
That last line was so dirty.
I wasn't so much with boy #1, but with boy #2 I was all OVER my hubby. He did his best, but still couldn't keep up with me. I ended up, every day, "relaxing" during #1's afternoon nap. I'd still be rarin' to go that night, but it takes the edge off.
Girl, I appreciate your situation.
Some great articles here, thankyou for sharing !
Work at Home
You need to find a B.O.B. (Battery Operated Boyfriend). I loved my B.O.B. when I was pregnant. And for whatever it's worth, I was pregnant with girls.
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